H-1B Cap Season Is Over. Ours Is Just Beginning.
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Cap season just closed. We made merch for every alien that survived it — and for every human who loves one.
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For every alien who made it, and every one still trying.
For those with extraordinary ability in sciences, arts, business, or vibes — evidence of sustained national acclaim not included
The nicest neighbor on the block — just happens to be from another galaxy
Just passing through — the I-94 is about to expire and the spaceship’s double-parked
Our Story
Cap Season started as an inside joke between friends refreshing their USCIS portals at 3 AM. We figured if we couldn’t control the cap, we could at least wear one.
Each design is for everyone who’s ever filled out a government form that asked “Are you an alien?” and thought — honestly, yeah.
Every cap is an ode to everyone who’s ever checked a box that said “alien” and smiled.
Stay in Orbit
Limited run. Small batch. Every alien has a number.
Get early access and pre-order pricing.
No, seriously — we might actually make these.